A battle of epic portions

In recent years a great battle has begun to take place. The just versus the unjust, the noble versus the foul imposter, the good versus (if I may use such strong language) the bad. As always those with pure intentions are outnumbered and underpaid, but there is hope! With this post I ask all those who have some sense of moral obligation to rally around our one point of...well... rallying! By now I'm sure that you understand the epic battle I speak of is, of course, rice (the defender of truth, justice, and the American way) versus its disgusting rival the potato. So if you have a preference either way, or just like the sound of your own keyboard, then let the world know which side you're on!