Recent studies show that plagiarism (giving yourself credit for something you did not say) is at an all time high, with the internet providing an abundance of quotes to anyone who would like to steal them. To rectify this situation I have decided to give back to those whose words have been stolen by giving them credit for things they did not say.
The rules of making up quotes are simple, all you need to do is write something (or for those to lazy to write, Ctrl + C can come in handy), put quotation marks around it, put one of those squiggly lines (~) under whatever you have said, and last but not least, write someone’s name next to the before mentioned squiggly line.
“Peace starts with a smile”
~ Darth Vader
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"The Bible, the whole Bible, and nothing but the Bible."
~Benny Hinn
"Andy is by far my favorite brother."
~Stevie N.
"Losing your figure may be regarded as misfortune; losing your hair and your figure looks like carelessness."
~ Oscar Wilde
"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country."
~Saddam Hussein
"Recent studies show that plagiarism (giving yourself credit for something you did not say) is at an all time high, with the internet providing an abundance of quotes to anyone who would like to steal them. To rectify this situation I have decided to give back to those whose words have been stolen by giving them credit for things they did not say.
"The rules of making up quotes are simple, all you need to do is write something (or for those to lazy to write, Ctrl + C can come in handy), put quotation marks around it, put one of those squiggly lines (~) under whatever you have said, and last but not least, write someone’s name next to the before mentioned squiggly line.
"'Peace starts with a smile'
~ Darth Vader"
~Andy Nevins
"Your wig is ridiculous!"
~ George Washington in an insulting letter to King George
Andy, in case you don't get the email that I asked somebody to forward to you... we're planning to get together for sushi before ROC tonight (2/8)... but you can order an alternative to sushi =P
when's the group going to see u2 in 3-d?
This material is brilliant sir! I'm sorry I didn't find this sooner...but I couldn't find your link because your older sister took it off of her Facebook status. So I have been lacking much inspirational material. UNTIL NOW.
With that said, I leave thee with a quote for the ages...
"When you're sitting on the john,
And the toilet paper's gone,
Be a man and use your hand,
Diarrhea...diarrhea."
~Smokey R. Nevins
Ah yes Smokey, A classic quote from Queen Elizabeth....
"When you're driving in your Chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy, Diarrhea...diarrhea."
~Gerald Ford
"Weather forecast for tonight - Dark"
~Dale Schornack(News10)
"The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
~Batman
"Both of the previous quotes wer made by Jordan Stoever"
~Jordan Stover
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